on time this girl in my art class was telling the table that her eyes change depending on her mood and i told her that that is scientifically impossible and explained to her the facts on how it is impossible and she started crying
Philosopher’s Stone: Harry Potter and the guy with the creepy turban.
Chamber of Secrets: Harry Potter and the REALLY BIG SNAKE.
Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry Potter and his father’s weird friends.
Goblet of Fire: Harry Potter and the year shit got real.
Order of the Phoenix: Harry Potter and the crazy cat lady.
Half-Blood Prince: Harry Potter and the hormones kick in.
Deathly Hallows: Harry Potter and the extended camping trip.
I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber
if you think about it
he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name
imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
do you ever just wonder about early 2000s fashion
ive come to the conclusion they are sims
if we mutually follow each other
you’re welcome to ask for my skype or my number or my facebook or whatever
First born child, you know… anything. Anything you need.
A kidney, my house keys, a picture of my armpit.
But never my food
You touch my food and I will kill you.
egg frozen in ice
what happens when you freeze an egg
i thought this was the yolk + egg white and now i want to know what happens when you freeze that
RUN FASTER YOU LITTLE SHIT
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
this post is out of control
If you need a pick me up to brighten your day: Anonymous has hacked Westboro’s official Facebook page and it’s glorious.
This is but one beautiful example of many.